Yes, its true. For $500 Santa Fe songwriter Joe West will come to your home and give a heartfelt solo concert. He will set up in your living room, bathroom, bedroom or backyard and tell jokes, tell stories and sing some of the songs he's written about his disfunctional  friends and ex-lovers.
(Travel expenses, room and board not included. If you are out of the Northern New Mexico area, maybe you should have a conversation with Joe)